Eastern Food

I had to eat this shit so I could review it. I hope you guys are grateful.
So Eastern food...
It can be split into 3 main categories. Arab, Indian and asian.
Arab food is basically camel shit so we can forget that one.
Indian is watery spicey shit like something that would come out of a mexican's ass. They eat it with their hands too.

Asian food actually varies a bit but all forms are eaten with sticks and have rice because they are cheapskates.
These variations are:
Chinese food is made from endangered species and other things that were never meant to be eaten.
Including jelly fish. Because they are too stupid to figure out how to make real jelly.
Japanese food is much like bird food. The quanities are tiny and barely cooked. Korean food is old boiled cabbage.

All types are pretty good at making you vomit though they are far more dangerous when served in their country of origin than at a western restraunts (the west has standards).