While innocently browsing what I thought was a respectable site, I happened across some more depraved asian porn. The lastest one was a comic about girls who had severe constipation and over time their shit hardened so they had to come up with novel ways of removing it. Oh and there were maggots too.
Well of coure being written by undoubtedly bat shit insane Easteners we were guaranteed fire crackers, hara kiri and some chick eating enjoying eating dried shit out of another's ass.
When you think you've seen it all, something like this comes along and ruins it for you... :(
Monday, May 26, 2008
Monday, May 19, 2008
Eastern Food
I had to eat this shit so I could review it. I hope you guys are grateful.
So Eastern food...
It can be split into 3 main categories. Arab, Indian and asian.
Arab food is basically camel shit so we can forget that one.
Indian is watery spicey shit like something that would come out of a mexican's ass. They eat it with their hands too.
Asian food actually varies a bit but all forms are eaten with sticks and have rice because they are cheapskates.
These variations are:
Chinese food is made from endangered species and other things that were never meant to be eaten.
Including jelly fish. Because they are too stupid to figure out how to make real jelly.
Japanese food is much like bird food. The quanities are tiny and barely cooked. Korean food is old boiled cabbage.
All types are pretty good at making you vomit though they are far more dangerous when served in their country of origin than at a western restraunts (the west has standards).
So Eastern food...
It can be split into 3 main categories. Arab, Indian and asian.
Arab food is basically camel shit so we can forget that one.
Indian is watery spicey shit like something that would come out of a mexican's ass. They eat it with their hands too.
Asian food actually varies a bit but all forms are eaten with sticks and have rice because they are cheapskates.
These variations are:
Chinese food is made from endangered species and other things that were never meant to be eaten.
Including jelly fish. Because they are too stupid to figure out how to make real jelly.
Japanese food is much like bird food. The quanities are tiny and barely cooked. Korean food is old boiled cabbage.
All types are pretty good at making you vomit though they are far more dangerous when served in their country of origin than at a western restraunts (the west has standards).
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
The religion of sitting on your ass all day
Buddhism has a good reputation in the west because it is seen as being different from "superstious", monotheist religions such as Islam.
This is a misinformed belief as Buddhism comes loaded with its own dogma and superstition. The Buddhism we see in the west is merely a commercialised version. True Buddhism is hindered by the fact that it was designed for backwards cultures in asia so is not fully relevant to modern western lifestyles.
Buddhism has split into so many schools its hard to find what their beliefs actually are. Some negative Universal trends in all the schools is Idolatory and the belief that hardship is punishment for crimes committed in another life. The later trend is more harmful than it sounds as the mentally retarded and disabled are looked on with scorn as having committed many past crimes.
Politically Buddhists are only well known for their ability to get there asses kicked as recently shown in Tibet. They are also well known for owning casinos.
So how has this trendy eastern bullshit become popular over here? One often claimed positive attribute of budhism is that it dosen't conflict with science. Woop-dee fucking doo. Reincarnation sounds fuckung stupid but heeyyy science can't disprove it. Karma isn't disproven either. Ok first off none of this crap is located in a physical realm so science can't touch it. I guess Karma kind of is but is there a scientist who cares enough to reasearch it? Nooooo maybe because its mystical bullshit and no one cares.
Why is the Dali lama considered more fashionable than the Pope? They are both about as conservative as each other. Maybe its because the masses have an affinity for losers. Look at people protesting for Palestinian rights as a clear example of this.
“I’ve always wondered why rich Westerners, dismissive about religion in general, find solace in Buddhism. Well, let’s talk a look at the story of Prince Siddhartha, or Buddha as he became known. Basically, it’s the story of a rich kid that decided to slum it. No joke - this guy Buddha was living at home in his palace, leeching off his dad until he was 30. Then like some spoiled trust-fund baby, he decides to leave the palace and finds all this romance in self-inflicted deprivation, all the while knowing that he could ring up his dad to top off his Visa card the minute anything went wrong. Hey, Buddha, here’s a spiritual insight - all these poor people you were trying to emulate would’ve exchanged their noble life under the bodiatry for the opulence of your dad’s palace in a snap! Which brings me back to my original point - I wonder why all these rich Westerners can relate so well to Buddha? Well, maybe it’s because Buddha is the prototypical spoiled rich kid acting all dirty and poor. Let’s face it, if Buddha were alive today, he’d be playing bass guitar in the Strokes.” - John Safran
Actually no one is quite sure who the hell Buddha was since all writings of him are supposedly by different people and based on different people. But this gives the right idea. Rich kid westerners are getting way to enamored with eastern culture to the point where they'll follow these idiotic beliefs.
Hawt man boobs.
This is a misinformed belief as Buddhism comes loaded with its own dogma and superstition. The Buddhism we see in the west is merely a commercialised version. True Buddhism is hindered by the fact that it was designed for backwards cultures in asia so is not fully relevant to modern western lifestyles.
Buddhism has split into so many schools its hard to find what their beliefs actually are. Some negative Universal trends in all the schools is Idolatory and the belief that hardship is punishment for crimes committed in another life. The later trend is more harmful than it sounds as the mentally retarded and disabled are looked on with scorn as having committed many past crimes.
Politically Buddhists are only well known for their ability to get there asses kicked as recently shown in Tibet. They are also well known for owning casinos.
So how has this trendy eastern bullshit become popular over here? One often claimed positive attribute of budhism is that it dosen't conflict with science. Woop-dee fucking doo. Reincarnation sounds fuckung stupid but heeyyy science can't disprove it. Karma isn't disproven either. Ok first off none of this crap is located in a physical realm so science can't touch it. I guess Karma kind of is but is there a scientist who cares enough to reasearch it? Nooooo maybe because its mystical bullshit and no one cares.
Why is the Dali lama considered more fashionable than the Pope? They are both about as conservative as each other. Maybe its because the masses have an affinity for losers. Look at people protesting for Palestinian rights as a clear example of this.
“I’ve always wondered why rich Westerners, dismissive about religion in general, find solace in Buddhism. Well, let’s talk a look at the story of Prince Siddhartha, or Buddha as he became known. Basically, it’s the story of a rich kid that decided to slum it. No joke - this guy Buddha was living at home in his palace, leeching off his dad until he was 30. Then like some spoiled trust-fund baby, he decides to leave the palace and finds all this romance in self-inflicted deprivation, all the while knowing that he could ring up his dad to top off his Visa card the minute anything went wrong. Hey, Buddha, here’s a spiritual insight - all these poor people you were trying to emulate would’ve exchanged their noble life under the bodiatry for the opulence of your dad’s palace in a snap! Which brings me back to my original point - I wonder why all these rich Westerners can relate so well to Buddha? Well, maybe it’s because Buddha is the prototypical spoiled rich kid acting all dirty and poor. Let’s face it, if Buddha were alive today, he’d be playing bass guitar in the Strokes.” - John Safran
Actually no one is quite sure who the hell Buddha was since all writings of him are supposedly by different people and based on different people. But this gives the right idea. Rich kid westerners are getting way to enamored with eastern culture to the point where they'll follow these idiotic beliefs.
Hawt man boobs.
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
So yeah me and collaborator finally got our shit together today.
Clarification of the project was needed and now we have to have something ready by thurs...
shitshitshitshit
Anyway now we've given each other our orders:
My next two works will address:
Superiority of western culture/Christianity (my collaborator is mainly interested in culture while I'm more into geopolitics). Glorifying the right. I guess this is kinda like how the Nazis used German culture as a justification for their right wing ideals.
And What right the west have to exercise power.
Origins of conflict is something to keep in mind.
My Ideas for my partner are:
How the east thinks the west see the east. (how east percieves the west to percieve it)
Justification of things the east does that the west find to be morally wrong. Ie eating dogs and cats, telling women to get back in the kitchen and insane asian pornography involving eels. Actually my brother saw one involving some kind of octopus that walks on land and apparantly it walked off...
I'm really into propaganda. I'd like this work to be a poster work. Or one of these works anyway.
I spent the end of our time together raging about how some redneck wigger on facebook said he likes my girlfriends tits. Sure thats a pretty pointless thing to say since we all know miss modesty herself wouldn't let anyone near them but...
Seriously nothing pisses a guy off more than someone eyeing up his girlfriend. Thats like having some shit head tell you he wants to steal your car. Its my fucking investment. If I was in the states right now I'd kick thats guys fat wigger ass so hard his mum would feel it. Which would probably result in me getting in trouble with some animal protection group since his mum is probably some form or cattle beast.>:[
Long distance relationships are sooo much stress.
Clarification of the project was needed and now we have to have something ready by thurs...
shitshitshitshit
Anyway now we've given each other our orders:
My next two works will address:
Superiority of western culture/Christianity (my collaborator is mainly interested in culture while I'm more into geopolitics). Glorifying the right. I guess this is kinda like how the Nazis used German culture as a justification for their right wing ideals.
And What right the west have to exercise power.
Origins of conflict is something to keep in mind.
My Ideas for my partner are:
How the east thinks the west see the east. (how east percieves the west to percieve it)
Justification of things the east does that the west find to be morally wrong. Ie eating dogs and cats, telling women to get back in the kitchen and insane asian pornography involving eels. Actually my brother saw one involving some kind of octopus that walks on land and apparantly it walked off...
I'm really into propaganda. I'd like this work to be a poster work. Or one of these works anyway.
I spent the end of our time together raging about how some redneck wigger on facebook said he likes my girlfriends tits. Sure thats a pretty pointless thing to say since we all know miss modesty herself wouldn't let anyone near them but...
Seriously nothing pisses a guy off more than someone eyeing up his girlfriend. Thats like having some shit head tell you he wants to steal your car. Its my fucking investment. If I was in the states right now I'd kick thats guys fat wigger ass so hard his mum would feel it. Which would probably result in me getting in trouble with some animal protection group since his mum is probably some form or cattle beast.>:[
Long distance relationships are sooo much stress.
Sunday, May 4, 2008
International dependents
Maybe its time we let the rest of the world fend for itself.
The Japanese navy declined to further support US operations in Afghanistan back in dec 07 after the country's diet's(parliment)main opposition party refused to support an extension of the mission.
Thankfully the Japanese grew some balls in january 08 and managed to get the law through. The opposition still opposed it though being the narrow minded and moronic assholes they are. They believe supporting the US would invite terrorists to start picking on them as well.
Japanese ships are the target of terrorism and piracy as much as any country's. Terrorists don't make special compensation for pussies. The Japanese media who follow along with the opposition's "hide from reality" policy aren't very keen on reporting the attacks so the reports the Japanese public recieve are sketchy.
The most recent attack occured in the gulf of Aden.
And heres one from when the Japanese Navy stopped aiding the US.
In fact in order for the "Japanese Navy" to actually engage threats anyway the constitution would have to be changed. In the meantime the Japanese hide behind US navy ships and expect the west to protect them.
This is a good example of that from october 07.
Why should the US waste its taxpayers money and rescources protecting a country who's mainstream media heavily criticise anything its own navy does for the US?
Why should the US navy support anyone who flip flops about supporting them?
The Japanese navy declined to further support US operations in Afghanistan back in dec 07 after the country's diet's(parliment)main opposition party refused to support an extension of the mission.
Thankfully the Japanese grew some balls in january 08 and managed to get the law through. The opposition still opposed it though being the narrow minded and moronic assholes they are. They believe supporting the US would invite terrorists to start picking on them as well.
Japanese ships are the target of terrorism and piracy as much as any country's. Terrorists don't make special compensation for pussies. The Japanese media who follow along with the opposition's "hide from reality" policy aren't very keen on reporting the attacks so the reports the Japanese public recieve are sketchy.
The most recent attack occured in the gulf of Aden.
And heres one from when the Japanese Navy stopped aiding the US.
In fact in order for the "Japanese Navy" to actually engage threats anyway the constitution would have to be changed. In the meantime the Japanese hide behind US navy ships and expect the west to protect them.
This is a good example of that from october 07.
Why should the US waste its taxpayers money and rescources protecting a country who's mainstream media heavily criticise anything its own navy does for the US?
Why should the US navy support anyone who flip flops about supporting them?
Thursday, May 1, 2008
You probably already know this but Japanese pornography is pretty fucking bizzare.I don't actually know how people get off to this crap but it haunts me.
What the fuck, indeed.
I missed half of class today due to babysitting my sister/I was actually watching ergo Proxy/I stayed up all the previous night finding weird foreign porn to send to my friends so didn't wake up till after class started.
Today me and my collaborator talked about the project and decided that we had to getthefuckonwithfinishingourotherassignmentscausethey'reduetommorow.
We also had lunch.
What the fuck, indeed.
I missed half of class today due to babysitting my sister/I was actually watching ergo Proxy/I stayed up all the previous night finding weird foreign porn to send to my friends so didn't wake up till after class started.
Today me and my collaborator talked about the project and decided that we had to getthefuckonwithfinishingourotherassignmentscausethey'reduetommorow.
We also had lunch.
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